Birthday Funny Wishes & Messages

Funny Birthday Wishes: Want to wishing your friends and any else something new ideas with some Funny Birthday Sayings then you land a right place. Here we gathered a Funny Birthday Pictures Quotes for your friends bday celebration. Pick these funky Birthday Images and wish your friends in new ideas. Sending this along with a few touches of your own makes a card or birthday email more personal, fun and memorable. Friends also smile if the humor is directed toward yourself. These are funny birthday wishes. Use these to say happy birthday in a card, in person, or in a SMS text message. Birthdays are one of the best occasions to be silly in a card or post a funny Facebook status update.

Birthday Funny Wishes

  • On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.
  • In all the times and in all the lands there has never been a better backyard barbecue chef than you. I don’t mean that to be a hint about how you should celebrate your birthday. Okay, it is.
  • Don’t be tempted to reflect on your entire life each birthday. At your age, that would take a long time.
  • Getting older and growing up are two very different things. One is still an option.
  • The grim reaper has marked another hatch mark next to your name. Have a great birthday!
  • The most frustrating thing about becoming an old cynical person is that it is difficult to blame someone for it happening.
  • Some people try to hide their age by calling themselves mature or seniors, but I like being honest with old people.
  • I wish I had remembered to get you a present. My memory must be going in your old age.
  • Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished!
  • Don’t worry about getting so old. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. Love you my ancient friend!
  • Congratulations for your sweet smile. Though you don’t have all your teeth, but yet it’s sweet like always.
  • People often believe that good things don’t last long. So, I guess you are a bad ass!
  • You may look old, but your heart is evergreen. You are only twenty if we count the age of your heart. Live as long as you wish.
  • Though it’s obvious to grow old, but it’s optional to grow up.
  • You must enjoy the cake, because you won’t get a second chance to enjoy that special item as you are under diet.
  • Shopping anything for your special day is always hard, so lets do it together today.
  • Look, the number of candles is getting higher, but the cake is still too small. Happy birthday.
  • Next year, arrange a big cake so that the number of candles fit on the cake easily. Wishing you a happy birthday.
  • One more year has gone. Now you are more grown up. Make sure you do, it flawlessly.
  • It’s always good to have a birthday, but to me it’s another chance to eat lots more cakes.
  • You are so old that I don’t think you would be able to find a bigger cake that fits all the candles together.
  • No matter how old you become today, don’t let your special day to be spoiled by someone else than me.

Funny Birthday cake

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Funny Birthday Cake Messages
  • I know the reason why you are scared of your birthday. Because people wish you with weird messages and present your scary cards.
  • You try a lot to look younger, but still you look older. Enjoy your day.
  • You will find millions of people in this world and among them I would like to wish you a very happy birthday. Make it the best day of your life.
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Birthday Funny Cake Picture
  • It’s your birthday. So, get ready to check the notifications for next 24 hours.
  • It’s your birthday and I think it’s the right time to remind you that my birthday is closing too. Happy birthday.
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Birthday Funny Cake Wishes
  • Since your mother worked extremely hard on your birthday to birth you, shouldn’t she be the one getting the presents, cake, and party?
  • According to the government, your birthday is a very important day. It’s the day you become a citizen.
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Birthday Funny Cake
  • A true friend always remembers your birth date not the how old you are becoming. But believe me, I can remember both of them. I feel so special for this.
  • You’ve started forgetting things. It’s an indication that you are getting older. But that doesn’t mean that we will forget to celebrate your special day.
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Happy Birthday Funny Wishes
  • You may look old, but your heart is evergreen. You are only twenty if we count the age of your heart. Live as long as you wish.
  • Happy birthday dear. Another birthday means one step closer to the end of life.
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Birthday Funny Cake Picture
  • Did you know that there are some really cool, smart, and important people born on your birthday? Unfortunately, it turns out that you are not one of those people.
  • Just think, if we hatched out of eggs like birds instead of being born, we’d have to tell people “Happy Hatch Day!” instead of Happy Birthday.
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Funny Birthday Wishes

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend

  • Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished!
  • Don’t worry about getting so old. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. Love you my ancient friend!
  • For your birthday this year, I hope you don’t mind if we avoid the fire hazard of so many candles and use electronic candles, instead.
  • Your birthday should be a national holiday. I’ll be the first to volunteer to take a day off work in your honor.
  • Stop having so many birthdays! Seriously, each year it gets more difficult to find you a gift.
  • One more year has gone. Now you are more grown up. Make sure you do, it flawlessly.
  • It’s always good to have a birthday, but to me it’s another chance to eat lots more cakes.
  • You are so old that I don’t think you would be able to find a bigger cake that fits all the candles together.
  • No matter how old you become today, don’t let your special day to be spoiled by someone else than me.
  • Still your smile looks beautiful with those few remaining teeth. Happy birthday.
  • Your small cake doesn’t have enough space to fit all those candles and also our appetite.
  • You are the one who has helped me a lot to walk through the rough roads of life. Thanks for everything you did for me including those fights.

Birthday Funny Messages

  • There are lots of candles on the cake. So, I guess you need a big lungs to blow all them out.
  • No matter how big or small the cake is. Remember that you get older every year.You don’t look as old as your age.
  • At the age of fifty, you are dancing like only twenty years old. You look amazing. Happy birthday.
  • I am wishing it was my birthday on your birthday. But since it’s your birthday, I’ll keep the presents and you keep the age.
  • I am wishing for you to wish for more wishes when you blow out your candles.
    Have the best birthday anyone could expect to have at your age.
  • Wishing you a birthday as fun as your original birthday, minus the terrifying, slimy birth experience.
  • At the age of fifty, you are dancing like only twenty years old. You look amazing. Happy birthday.
  • The more you are growing, the more mature you are becoming. Happy birthday to the most mature person I’ve ever meet.
  • I feel jealous because you get the most wishes on birthday. Happy birthday.
  • Your next all birthday compliments will include these words “for your age”. It’s sad, but there is no way you can skip it.
  • Don’t let anyone tell you that you are old, especially if you can hear them say it without having to read lips.
  • If it’s your birthday, then you better dress for the occasion. Wear your birthday suit. Just kidding, your suit is probably too wrinkled.
  • Isn’t it funny how you end your life like the way you came out? You’re wrinkled, cold, and weak. Here’s to many more birthdays!
  • Just think. Pretty soon you’ll be able to use the bathroom in your diaper again. That was the good life. Happy Birthday! You’re one year closer.
  • Adding a candle on your cake today means your doctor will probably be adding another pill to your daily regimen of medicine.